In Asia, things work differently. We eat only rice, use cows for plowing, and now use mopeds for trash collecting. The best part of this new scheme is that it helps the recession stay at bay. 1: Create Trash Scooter. 2: Hire scooter driver. 3: Fit as much trash in basket. 4: Sell expensive trash trucks at 1 truck for 20 scooters. 5: 18 jobs created. Brilliant!