I must admit- in video game terms, this would count as king of the hill.

It’s mean that not even the disabled are allowed. What pigs.

Ever have one of those days where life just doesn’t work in your favor? In the middle of Kowloon lies a hidden treasure only the lucky and absolutely happy people get to go.  Glee Path.  One walk down it, and you are new and chipper as the day you found out this blog existed.  Weee

This sign took me by surprise.  Not only was this in the optimal position for maximum eyesight, but it was telling me that I REALLY needed to flush this toilet.  Well, of course when polite suggestion becomes forceful direction, the likelihood of following that direction becomes lower.  Just to follow in great footsteps of the wild wilderness of Shau Kei Wan, I left it hangin.

But really, I am too civilized to do so, and I flushed.

If you grew up in scary neighborhoods you would know that some people you just don’t cross. In Kowloon, it’s the g’s. And when you lean on their ass, they get upset. What I heard from the guard is the last kid to lean on a g’s ass was mercilessly beaten until he named 10 cereals. Evil g’s.

How does my leg look?