Being a hipster is hard enough when not worrying about being sweaty or sexy, luckily for us at swexy we have given the gift of being sweaty-sexy-hip-swexy, just in time for spring… jumping the gun by just a few months, but hey its sunny somewhere.
Unlike most of Hollywood and what we see on TV and in Magazines, these Wieners are au’ naturale. All too often what is fake is admired, what is real is shunned. Just once, this once, allow the organic a chance to take center stage. After all, these Wieners are may be organic and “bio”, but that doesn’t change the fact they come from the bodily leftovers of random animals. Cheers!
If one thing makes our English suffer, and parents annoyed is the continuous bombardment of wants. I want this toy I want this candy I want this shirt I want this this that this and those. Thanks Want Want, you made me shiver in fear.
When you give a good friend a handshake, the last thing one would think of is “rubber bands”. The only time rubber would come to mind with friends is for…
… Sports. Get your head out the gutter.
When you decide it’s time for some good luck, be sure and do your research on lucky charms. Some opt for the rabbits foot, but rabbits can have babies 50 times a week. The ultra lucky charm is Baby foot. Fixed price so don’t you dare try and bargain… Or they will take away warranty.
