Being a hipster is hard enough when not worrying about being sweaty or sexy, luckily for us at swexy we have given the gift of being sweaty-sexy-hip-swexy, just in time for spring… jumping the gun by just a few months, but hey its sunny somewhere.

Swexy Life

It’s the holidays now, and children around the Anglo-Saxon world are filled with joy and hope. The rest of us: stress, bills, gifting, and now the wait?

In city super supermarket, the urge for Christmas food was too great, prompting lines rivalling our favorite Disney Parks. What’s a guy gotta do to get a beer in silence and peace?

Happy Thanksgiving. As the holiday is over, or didn’t exist for you, the great confusion lives on. At a certain restaurant in IFC, confusion plagued the holiday promotions. Turkey do not have four legs, antlers, and usually aren’t deer. Fail.

In the words of a very wise man, whats given is always much sweeter than what’s earned.  In the words of Mr. or Ms. C200 Kompressor, ugh. I can’t even say it without hurting my own ears.

But hey, the last freebie I received was a free cola refill when I thought I wouldn’t get one.  Despite the overwhelming sensation of that freebie, it still seems pale in comparison.  Thanks crew at Cochrane’s Pub!

Another photo courtesy of @WhyVo (you are quickly becoming Swexy Royalty)