It’s the holidays now, and children around the Anglo-Saxon world are filled with joy and hope. The rest of us: stress, bills, gifting, and now the wait?

In city super supermarket, the urge for Christmas food was too great, prompting lines rivalling our favorite Disney Parks. What’s a guy gotta do to get a beer in silence and peace?

Read closely what you are about to order

I must admit- in video game terms, this would count as king of the hill.

It’s mean that not even the disabled are allowed. What pigs.