ShareWhen the Yodalarm goes off, run like the pink lighsaber Jedi. Only use this alarm in case of Emperors or James Earl Jones. (even though JEJ was the bomb). I would buy used cars from Darth Vader. Yoda trick a car buy you do.

ShareThis road illustrates another reason why us westerners in HK fear the other side. Hanoi? Last time some of our people were there it got ugly and they started lying about Hilton Hotels. Rationalized fear? You bet.

ShareAfter this photo you should be ashamed of yourself for every Porsche and Vespa you ever owned or touched. This is obviously HK Five Star housing, and they are totally in touch with renewable energy. Not one, but 3 damn solar panels, and I bet you they only have one radio. Grow some balls and [...]

ShareWhen you decide it’s time for some good luck, be sure and do your research on lucky charms. Some opt for the rabbits foot, but rabbits can have babies 50 times a week. The ultra lucky charm is Baby foot. Fixed price so don’t you dare try and bargain… Or they will take away warranty.

ShareIf that is the ugliest thing I will ever fall in love with, I am somehow reassured. Maybe it is because I would hit that. Twice.

ShareJust in case you forgot where you are and where you are headed. The MTR colored TST black to signify “The Dark Side”.

ShareUnlike Keanu in Speed, we here in HK know how to escape hairy situations when they happen. We learn this from our every-day signs. They tell us important facts, such as:
When alighting a moving train at speed, mind the gap and land on your side as described. Cheerio!

ShareAfter taking a break from that daily activities, I was confronted by this kind sir. He says “Hello, have an enjoyable day!”
So I ripped out his tongue twice, and then said sorry.

ShareWell this is it, nowhere to go. Except up this fancy elevator right next to me. Sometimes in HK the best treasures are hidden in unlikely locations blocked by simple suggestion alone.

ShareWell, its been a vacation weekend, and returning to the plate are some new photos of the greatness we here call Hong Kong. I was fearful of losing my phone in a third world country- so I left it in the safe. I’m sure it was comfy in there.

ShareSometimes you just gotta. Saw this on the phone and had a chuckle. Can’t wait for new words!

ShareIt was a lovely sunny day. Going to drive around and eventually find a place to relax. First, I would like to have breakfast- oh bacon and eggs! Ok now I just need to find some….

ShareHungry? How about shelling $65 for gu puds that are stuffed with cheeky saucy, oh sorry, Cheeky AND saucy pies. This is an awesome case of teasing your desires with too many words irrelevant. After reading this, what is it? I don’t know, and that makes me feel dumb. Oh well then, $65 [...]

ShareWhat have we done wrong when we keep our trash outside and our nature caged? I found this beautifully colored plant yearning to be in the sun, so it poked a few leaves into the light of freedom. It is amazing the color in the world when you focus on just a few at [...]